Some collect shoes.

Some collect handbags.

You collect yarn... and unfinished projects.

Meet Grandma G. — known in fiber circles as the infamous Yarn Bandit. Her crime? Acquiring suspicious amounts of yarn and refusing to stop casting on new projects.

This playful "Serial Knitter" design is made for knitters who proudly embrace their obsession. The ones who walk into a yarn shop for one skein and somehow leave with a full basket. The ones who always have "just one more project" waiting on the needles.

Featuring a vintage mugshot-inspired illustration, this shirt celebrates the joyful chaos, creativity, and comfort that knitting brings into our lives.

Because let's be honest...

The only thing you're guilty of is loving yarn a little too much.

Perfect for knitting nights, fiber festivals, yarn shopping adventures, and anyone who understands that a growing yarn stash is not a problem—it's a retirement plan.

🧶 Wanted for excessive knitting.
🧶 Suspected of yarn hoarding.
🧶 Proud member of the Serial Knitter Society.